We can debate whether this warrants a Code Blue or not later. Meanwhile, MiddleGoat has come across a slickly disguised robot integration plan. Every robot (or image of a robot in this case) that can be placed into our normal daily routine desensitizes us to their presence and makes it that much easier for them to put their plan of world domination into action.
Expect to see C3PO replicas being used as manikins in Old Navy and The Gap within a few months.
MiddleGoat's report gives the location of this particular droid as "18th and Chestnut, Philadelphia, PA".
While I'm at it, I need to post something else MiddleGoat discovered. I think it speaks for itself. I'll have to let MG fill you in on it's origin.
6 comments:
What is going on???
The world REALLY IS being taken over by robots!! And forget The Gap and Old Navy...shoot, I'm positive I have quite a few right in my classes at the high school!! S-G, you are SO RIGHT with the whole desensitization thing....that's clearly what they're trying to do. Luckily, we have "The Goats" to keep us informed and aware. Blaa, Blaa, ThreeGoat....Lead on!!
--schmo
(I can't believe I wrote that last sentence......it must be the strawberry margarita speaking)
MG, what's it's origin?? Do I need to be even more on the lookout for underground robot cells here in SoCal?? I mean, it looks like they have a logo and everything now....
--schmo
It was found in an abandoned warehouse next to a puddle of hydraulic fluid and a busted LED. My source is reluctant to tell me where the warehouse is located.
I have not commented on here in a while because I am not sure I am sophisticated enough....HOWEVER, I have to tell you about a commercial I saw on Nickelodeon this morning. It isn't really a commercial it is one of those 10 second short things they play between commercials and cartoons. You probably already have seen this. ANYWAY...a girl robot and a boy robot...the girl robot says "does this make my butt look big?" and the boy robot says "yes!" and then a voice says "robots can't lie!" and the boy robot gets hit....That is it. Thought you ought to know....
Please, you're plenty sophisticated enough for this blog.
Nope, I haven't seen the clip but it sounds very encouraging! At least while our children are turning their brains to mush sitting in front of the TV, they are being taught that robots have rules and that if they break any of them, punishment should be swift and severe.
Robot Rule: Robots are not permitted to lie.
True, a robot can't lie, but has anyone ever asked, "What does a robot know to be true?" If truth is relative then a lie is a figment. What was that robot's standard for "big"?
Never trust a robot.
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