General robot information, no immediate threat detected, continue on with your normal daily routine but as always keep an eye out for suspicious robotic activity.
Some level of concern is required, we may not be able to pinpoint it, but something just doesn't seem right, continue on with your normal daily routine but as always keep an eye out for suspicious robotic activity.
There is definitely something wrong but do not panic. This might not affect us today, but could be used against us in the future. Slight disruptions to your daily routine may be neccesary. Avoid situations where you may find yourself alone with robots that can't be purchased by the general public. Roombas would be an example of a "safe" robot.
Oh boy! Here we go! This isn't pretty and should be highly discouraged. Write a letter to your Congressman asking him to take action. Familiarize yourself with all emergency exits. Staying close to stairs is strongly encouraged. Don't move to the hills just yet, but at least contact a realtor. View your cell phone with suspicion.
This is it! Pack your bags! This is not a drill! Flee from scowling muscle-bound men wearing leather and dark sunglasses, toss all of your electronics gear into the bathtub and fill it up with water, tell your children that if they grow up to be leaders of the human resistence, please don't use their real name.
2 comments:
Thanks!! I feel so much safer now. But I'm not sure if I can stop carrying around the Webster's Dictionary....at what level is that a recommended defense?
--schmo
Webster's can be effective up through level orange. Once we hit red, it just won't be enough.
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