Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Golf Ball Launcher



That's right, it's a golf ball launcher that you shoot like a shotgun. Sweet, sweet mullet not included.

Just pump it up with air, aim and fire!


Slogan Ideas:

-Have you ever seen an animal while playing golf and said, "Dang! I wish I had my gun with me!"

-Have a beer. It makes more sense after a beer.

-Tired of getting mugged on the golf course?

-Putting? Ummm, errr....here, have another beer!

-Guns don't play golf, people do.

-Do you feel like an idiot when you play golf? Quit feeling like one and start looking like one!

-They're not laughing at you...wait, yes they are.


Please submit your own slogans.

1 comment:

MiddleGoat said...

"...Whether You Lack Practice Time..." (quote from golf ball launcher website)

Really? How many times do you think you can hit a golf ball in the time it takes you to pump this up once with the bicycle pump provided. And isn't smacking a ball with a stick all the fun of golf anyway? I'd like to see how he explains it to security when he walks into a country club with what looks like an elephant gun.

This could, however, get me to watch golf if it were ever approved by the PGA.